Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in which they discuss their feud.
 | Hello Nicole. |
 | Hello Paris. Give me one good reason why you want to keep fighting with me all the time. |
| | Because you're harboring al Qaeda terrorists. |
| | No, I'm not. I've never met an al Qaeda terrorist. |
| | Because you want to buy yellowcake uranium from Niger. |
| | No, I don't. I don't even know what that is. |
| | Because you're directly linked to September 11. |
| | What on earth are you talking about? |
| | Oh, never mind. Who needs a good reason to pick a fight with a former friend and ally these days anyway? |
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