Monday, October 24, 2005

Paris and Nicole telephone call

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in which they discuss their feud.

Hello Nicole.
Hello Paris. Give me one good reason why you want to keep fighting with me all the time.
Because you're harboring al Qaeda terrorists.
No, I'm not. I've never met an al Qaeda terrorist.
Because you want to buy yellowcake uranium from Niger.
No, I don't. I don't even know what that is.
Because you're directly linked to September 11.
What on earth are you talking about?
Oh, never mind. Who needs a good reason to pick a fight with a former friend and ally these days anyway?

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